"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson)
06/26/2014 at 16:00 • Filed to: None | 2 | 100 |
Here are the rules and please try to read them, and follow them you wise asses, this time.
1. Unlimited funds
2. All cars have to be the same make. No Lamborghini, Audi, VW, SEAT are not the same make just because they are all part of VAG. Same to Fiat-Chrysler and GM and everyone else.
3. Maintenance and parts costs are a non issue.
4. Any work required on the cars must be performed by you in your garage so even though you don't have to buy the parts you have to change the wiring harness on that tr6 yourself every six months.
5. You have an imaginary family with a spouse, 3 kids, 2 dogs, and an elderly mother in law. At least one of your cars has to facilitate them as well.
6. This garage is north of the Mason Dixon so you also need to plan for winter.
Go
EDIT: Can't believe I forgot to add a picture. People won't read things without pictures Sean.
KylesPerGallon
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:01 | 0 |
Porsche should be excluded. Because thats far too easy.
mcseanerson
> KylesPerGallon
06/26/2014 at 16:02 | 0 |
Nah, Ferrari could even pull this one off.
Brian Silvestro
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:03 | 2 |
LM002 and Miura.
I'd throw my life away trying to get them to work in the garage.
McChiken116 - Patrick H.
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:03 | 2 |
Porsche. Any other answer is wrong.
thebigbossyboss
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:03 | 0 |
daender
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:05 | 2 |
All-Mazda garage.
RX-7 for rotard shenanigans, Mazda5 for family hauling, Mazda6 for comfortable trips, three Miatas: one for spec racing, one for auto-x, and one for street shenanigans, Mazda pickup for work-use/off-roadings because thank you Ford Ranger platform, 323 GTX for rally shenanigans, and Mazda Carol for city car.
mcseanerson
> daender
06/26/2014 at 16:07 | 1 |
sweet. Enjoy replacing those seals
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:07 | 3 |
Chevy because me.
2006 Suburban LTZ for everyone, probably my DD.
2014 Impala LTZ 3.6 for wife. Snow tires needed.
2000-something Blazer ZR2 for one kid, because he's a teenager in my mind.
2010 Malibu LTZ 4-cylinder for grandma. Snow tires needed.
2014 Corvette 1LT Z51 for a weekend toy.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:07 | 2 |
1960 beetle, 1973 beetle, Beetle RSi, Beetle R-Line, New Beetle GSR, Old Beetle GSR.
daender
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:08 | 0 |
Funds aren't an issue for that's good enough for me! ALL THE RACE PORTING.
Jonathan Harper
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:08 | 1 |
Every BMW M car ever built.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:08 | 0 |
No Alfa!!!!!!!!!
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:09 | 0 |
Need to move family that I have in this situation.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:10 | 0 |
Why No Mito? They can into family.
mcseanerson
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 16:11 | 0 |
These garages are sounding pretty sweet. I'm still trying to make up my mind.
mcseanerson
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:11 | 1 |
GTVs have back seats
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:12 | 1 |
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT I CHANGE MY ANSWER
I'm still throwing my life away in the garage trying to get them to work though.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:13 | 0 |
What would you do without my knowlage?
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:14 | 1 |
I don't think I'd be able to button my shirt without you.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:14 | 0 |
I'm really tempted to try this over again, but use Saturn.
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Jonathan Harper
06/26/2014 at 16:15 | 1 |
That's the best answer, genuinely.
JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:15 | 0 |
The answer is in the picture. Alfa Romeo.
159 Sportwagon Q4 covers the family and winter preparedness, the rest is all gravy.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:15 | 0 |
You still forgot to put on pants today.
DConsorti
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 16:15 | 1 |
Agree with you, but with a twist:
All the muscle cars from the history of the bowtie (nova, chevelle, camaro, etc); Chevy nomad, suburban and other SUVs, wagons...
Corvette!!!!
ok.. need to get some paper for my drooling
DConsorti
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:17 | 2 |
and why not this???
mcseanerson
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:17 | 2 |
These two alone would be enough but there are many many more coming as soon as I can get the time.
FF
California 250 GT
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:17 | 0 |
GODDAMMIT
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
mcseanerson
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 16:18 | 0 |
I'll allow it, just no mix and matching. Whichever garage gets the most recommendations is the ultimate one make garage.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:19 | 0 |
I just did and GODDAMMIT STOP WEARING BRIEFS!!!
Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:19 | 0 |
Porsche. 911 for me. Cayenne for the wife. Boxster for the daughter. Cayman and Macan for two sons. Panamera to shuttle the mother in law. Turbo and GTS variants of all of them. As much as I want the entire family to drive 962/917k/935.
Lexus' current lineup. Mercedes-AMGs. Ferrari.
mcseanerson
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:20 | 2 |
I did not see an all beetle lineup coming.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:20 | 0 |
LOL I like the Beetles.
$kaycog
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:21 | 4 |
This works for me.
mcseanerson
> Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
06/26/2014 at 16:22 | 0 |
I thought about Porsche a lot but The history just doesn't have as much variety as I want.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:22 | 0 |
Okay. Saturn.
2009 Vue Redline AWD. My DD.
2008 Outlook XR AWD. Wife's DD.
2007 Aura XE V6. In-laws. Needs snow tires.
2008 Astra XR 3-door. Kid's car. Needs snow tires.
2009 Sky Redline manual. Weekend car.
In other words, Saturn's entire late lineup.
mcseanerson
> $kaycog
06/26/2014 at 16:22 | 0 |
Where does the dog go?
Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:22 | 0 |
Honda.
Fill it with an:
91 CRX Si
s2000
CBR 600RR (in this fictional world I can ride)
Goldwing
for the family, and Odyssey
and just for the hell of it and in case I needed AWD for something, a Civic Wagon
mcseanerson
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 16:23 | 0 |
You know I almost would have argued for Pontiac so you could get the solstice coupe.
$kaycog
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:24 | 1 |
For sure not in my garage. He can 'go' in the backyard.
mcseanerson
> Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
06/26/2014 at 16:24 | 0 |
Only thing I'd change
mcseanerson
> $kaycog
06/26/2014 at 16:25 | 0 |
How will he get to the vet?
$kaycog
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:25 | 0 |
The vet will come to the dog.
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:26 | 0 |
I wear boxer-briefs.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:26 | 0 |
I could've also gotten a G8... FUCK.
They don't make a 7-seat crossover or SUV though. And no one is driving a fucking Montana or TranSport.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:28 | 0 |
LOL same here I wear Hanes tagless boxer briefs.
mcseanerson
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 16:30 | 1 |
I grew up in a transport. They're not really that bad. I always wanted to have a 4 cylinder under the hood and a v8 in the back with the trim on the bottom covering the exhaust outlets and intakes and have it set up to flip a switch to slide the trim out of the way.
You roll up to the light with the 4 cylinder next to a cammed out Mustang and rev your 4 cylinder at him and he laughs. Then you rev your 4 cylinder some more and to drown you out he revs his v8 at you. Right before the light changes you start up your 572 and shoot flames out the exhaust and take off.
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:30 | 1 |
Dude same!
::high fives you::
BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:31 | 2 |
Hmmm, options. The choices are either Alfa Romeo, Triumph, Jaguar or Lancia really. The only stipulation I'd have is that if I'm providing cars for my family, they have to muck in maintaining them.
Lets just do Alfa first:
-GTV6 (with a 3.0l V6)
-75 3.0l
-Alfetta saloon (2.0l T-Spark)
-Alfa 6 (3.5l V6)
-Alfasud (for cheap driving and first car for kids)
-159 sportwagon (with 4.7l V8 and associated RWD hardware from a Maserati Granturismo)
-156 Sportwagon 2.5l diesel (for even cheaper driving)
-2600 Zagato
-8C Monza (if I run out of steam repairing them, I could sell that and employ a full-time mechanic if I bend the rules)
-Montreal (with a 3.0l Autodelta-tuned V8)
-4C
-2000 GTV
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:31 | 0 |
That would be the only Transport I would drive.
mcseanerson
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 16:32 | 0 |
Like I said, I grew up in one. I've had a lot of time to think about it.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:32 | 0 |
*high fives back* This is creepy. I think we are the same person.
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:33 | 0 |
Nope. I have good taste in cars.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:35 | 0 |
But I like Alfa, I bought the 4c R&T. I just believe the VW Beetle is the best car model ever produced.
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:36 | 1 |
Then why don't you buy one?!?
Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:37 | 0 |
Goldwing F6B? Just researched it. Good call. Seems more my style of bike over the more traditional Goldwing
CAR_IS_MI
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:37 | 0 |
Umm Literally this picture...
(I honestly could go two ways if funds and availability were no option, as well as space..._
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Start with the family car: Cayenne Turbo S.
Then add a hyper car: 918
The rest of these would all be had with a manual transmission
997 GT3RS
997 Turbo S
993 Targa
993 GT2 (I am assuming I can import things that werent sold here)
969
964 RS America
Carerra GT
930 (turbo)
Slantnose turbo
'73 RS (a real one)
914-6
'72 911 (with the rear access oil fill door)
Targa soft window
356
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
Family Car: New Giulietta (probably the largest and most reliable thing you could get from Alfa, sorry if its cramped babushka)
4c
8c Spyder
Brera
159
TZ Zagato
33 Stradale
Spyder Quadrifoligo
Spyder (boat tail)
Alfetta
SZ
GTV6
GTV 2000
Montreal
Giulia (105)
Gran Sport Quattroruote
6c 2300
6c 1500
8c 2900
8c-35 (assuming I can have one race car just to have it)
mcseanerson
> Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
06/26/2014 at 16:38 | 0 |
A guy I work with has one and they are sweet.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:38 | 0 |
IDK I want too but I can't find one that speaks to me. I tried to buy 2 already but the owners either don't call back or jack up the price when I arrive.
mcseanerson
> CAR_IS_MI
06/26/2014 at 16:40 | 0 |
You can have as many race cars as you want. I will be adding some more myself later. I considered it for a while and I settled on Ferrari. I really wanted Alfa or Lancia though.
Vicente Esteve
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:40 | 1 |
TOO EASY!
I could go on, and on, and on
desertdog5051
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:43 | 0 |
Kind of a variation on the One Car Garage we used to have. Sounds good to me.
mcseanerson
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:44 | 0 |
I've made a horrible mistake...
201999 Chevy aveoastrovanwhatever sensable family hauling choice.
now that I got all the other needs out of the way.
C7R
Because Jake owns my soul
revrseat70
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:45 | 0 |
Porsche is way too easy as said earlier..
Classic fun: '72 RS and A Red and a White Magnus Walker STR Daily driver: 991 Carrera 4 Track car: 997 GT3 and/or 993 GT2 Rally Fighter: Whale Tail Turbo (because death wish) Family hauler: Cayenne Diesel
Second Choice: Ford
Classic muscle: Boss 429 Daily Driver: Taurus SHO Track Car: Ford GT 40 replica Supercar: Ford GT Rally Car: RS200 Family Hauler: Raptor 6.2L
Third Choice (cause this is fun): Subaru
Daily Driver: 2015 STi Road & Track Car: Think "Outlawed" 22B Track Car: built crawford BRZ Rally car: Rally prepped RSTi Family Hauler: Built Forester XT
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:46 | 1 |
GET A BAJA BUG
Brewman15
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:46 | 0 |
'60s all original Power Wagon
'68 Charger R/T
'69 Charger Daytona
'70 Hemi Challenger
'96 Viper Coupe GTS
'99 Dakota R/T (always had a soft spot for these)
'14 Ram Power Wagon (DD/tow vehicle)
'14 Durango R/T (for the wife)
'15 Challenger Hellcat
'15 SRT Viper (Hey, it's a Dodge again!)
Devlin Munion
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:47 | 0 |
All BMW M Garage for me.
X5 M as a daily/kid hauler
Then all the rest for fun and track duty with the M1 being the show queen and the Batmobile being the serious track rat.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:48 | 0 |
I actually tried to as well as a Dune buggy. Owners didn't respond or didn't negocite so I could afford it.
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:50 | 0 |
GET A JOB
66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
06/26/2014 at 16:51 | 1 |
You took Sportwagons but no Brera?!?!?!
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:52 | 0 |
I weld and fix lawnmowers for cash. Next year I will get a real job. The lawnmowers bring in good money, about 90% profit.
66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 16:52 | 0 |
First two things I thought of were Porsche and Audi and so yeah. One of the two.
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:54 | 0 |
Do you even have a welding license/certificate thing?!?
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 16:58 | 0 |
No people say can you fix this I say yeah they give it to me I fix it they give me money. I'm that shady guy.
BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
06/26/2014 at 16:58 | 0 |
For some reason I just love the longer sides on the 159, and the Sportwagon has the better rear treatment between that and the saloon.
If I didn't already have mostly coupes, I'd get the Brera :)
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 16:59 | 1 |
That's illegal! You're one cool dude.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 17:03 | 0 |
LOL thanks :) If your in WI drop by we can go to the local cruise night and race the local ricers and throw fire poppers at bro trucks. (In Wisconsin anything goes.)
TheJWT
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 17:06 | 0 |
Mine would be identical to the one above, except with a Giulia Ti Super
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 17:07 | 1 |
Wisconsin life is odd.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 17:10 | 0 |
Yeah it is interesting. The cows walk on the road sometimes so you have to AutoX with cows as the cones.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Vicente Esteve
06/26/2014 at 17:11 | 1 |
You did read the part about having to do all maintenance by yourself, right?
Steven
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 17:11 | 0 |
This seems like the easy way out but I have to go with FoMoCo.
-Ford GT
-Mustangs of all vintages for all purposes
-Boosted Flex for family hauling
-F series for towing
Vicente Esteve
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 17:12 | 0 |
I can learn!
Amoore100
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 17:13 | 0 |
Lancia anyone? How about Stratos, Delta Integrale, and one of those Ferrari V8 Themas for the family? Any additions?
Volvo sounds good too... P1800ES, manual 740 turbo wagon, etc...
Brian Silvestro
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 17:14 | 0 |
I can picture that in my head, and it's amazing.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Vicente Esteve
06/26/2014 at 17:15 | 0 |
Oh bud. I'm all for learning how to repair a car, but this sounds like you'd be a VW certified specialist after all the learning.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> Brian Silvestro
06/26/2014 at 17:15 | 1 |
LOL it is, especially if your in an 11 year old Buick Rendezvous.
Vicente Esteve
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/26/2014 at 17:16 | 1 |
Worth it!
camaroboy68ss
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 17:22 | 0 |
easy- Chevrolet for me.
67 Corvette
06 Silverado
06 Trailblazer SS
66 Chevelle
Etc i could own every brand chevy has turned out honestly even the garbage if the late 70s through 90s
DanZman
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 17:31 | 0 |
I feel like Chevy and Ford are the obvious answers here, but it would be Chevy for me.
2011 c6 z06 (atomic orange)
2013 c6 427 convertible
2011 Avalanche (orange)
2015 SS sedan (manual)
2014 Silverado 2500 (white and all Bro'd out)
1963 Corvette split window
1992 Corvette ZR1
1972 Blazer
and I'm sure I could come up with others
bob and john
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 17:38 | 0 |
you see, I can cheat and say VW. owns Audi, lambo, bently, etc etc.
but I wont. instead, I say BMW
wife and WOMAN HILTER and the kids can take the X5.
me? An X-drive for the winter, M3 + 335D for the summer, and ALL of the BMW motorcycles.
Tetrisaurus
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 18:29 | 0 |
Ariel
Atom V8 for all purposes.
I can deliver the kids to school one at a time. I'll be about three times as quick for each run as I would be in an econobox, so I can easily accomplish all of the runs without anyone being tardy.
The elderly mother in law will probably have a heart attack after the first bout of insane acceleration. Tragic? Yes. Problem? Not as far as transportation is concerned.
The wife obviously loves the car as much as I do, otherwise she wouldn't have married me. If she doesn't, and subsequently leaves, I get more time with the car, and don't have to do the school run as often.
The dog will adore it. Face out of window sensation without having to stick face out of window.
I will do my grocery shopping online.
mcseanerson
> Tetrisaurus
06/26/2014 at 18:32 | 0 |
Snow?
mcseanerson
> Amoore100
06/26/2014 at 18:34 | 0 |
I dwelled on both for a while as well as alfa. At the end of the day I came down with Ferrari
mcseanerson
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
06/26/2014 at 18:36 | 0 |
You two make up 1/4 of all the comments on this thread
Tetrisaurus
> Tetrisaurus
06/26/2014 at 18:38 | 0 |
Fuck you Kinja! Why won't you accept my beautiful pictures?
Tetrisaurus
> Tetrisaurus
06/26/2014 at 18:38 | 0 |
This could also have been a beautiful picture. Still, you all know how google image search works.
Tetrisaurus
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 18:41 | 1 |
Winter tyres, thermal clothing, no fear.
merkyg
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 19:15 | 0 |
Mercedes. Every situation would be covered by something. S-Class, Unimog, AMG G-Wagen, CLS Shooting Brake, 600 Grosser...hmm maybe not that one if I have to maintain it myself.
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> mcseanerson
06/26/2014 at 19:27 | 0 |
Ok I'll do VW
DD #1: VW Golf TDI MK6 (with APR stage 1)
DD #2: VW Passat TDI (with APR stage 1)
DD #3: VW GTI MK7 W/Performance pack (and APR stage 1)
DD #4: VW Touareg V10 TDI
DD #5 1986 VW Golf GTI 16V
Road trip car #1: Another VW Touareg V10 TDI, but with a long range tank, roof rack, and upgraded air suspension.
Road trip car #2: VW Phaeton V10 TDI
Wife's car #1: VW Jetta TDI Sportwagen (with APR stage 1)
Wife's car #2: VW Turbo Fender beetle convertible
Fun car #1: VW Golf R400 (concept, but fuck it!)
Fun car #2: VW Nardo W12 (also concept, but fuck it!)
Weekend car #1: VW Karmann Ghia
Weekend car #2: VW Baja Bug (#orlove)
Weekend car(s) #3/#4: VW Corrado, one G60, and one VR6
To fit all the people: VW Routan
For the snow: VW Passat Wagon W8 4Motion on studded tires
Also for the snow: VW Golf R MK7
In case all the others break down: 1990 VW Golf TDI
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
06/26/2014 at 19:28 | 0 |
Oh, and the kids will drive whichever car I'm not DD'ing that day